ATM

I just withdrawn from my ATM account when a  masked man approaches me in the parking lot demanding money. I pointed to my ears, using gestures, indicating that I'm Deaf, then I reach into my pocket and pull out my handgun pointing it at his forehead,  "Me Deaf, You Dead." The suspect got the message alright, and I held him at bay until police arrived. 

This is Smokey stay tuned for the next episode of Deaf Anthology, Good Night Deaf America.