Jackpot

It's been confirmed that a Deaf Floridian has the winning Powerball ticket that was bought at a local gas station. In an ASL interpreted statement to the media: "It's a thrill to hit the jackpot, until I realized that I will lose my monthly SSI checks, food stamps, Medicaid coverage, and the subsidized HUD apartment but after thinking about it overnight, I decided not to come forward to claim the prizebecause the government been taking good care of me, so I prefer to enjoy life without any responsibilities!"