"When Harry Met Meghan"

The British tabloids are having a field day when Harry admitted to Oprah that he has just broken up with Sally before he met  Meghan. Harry took an opportunity to pitch his new sequel "When Harry Met Meghan," with Billy Crystal reprising his role. Meg Ryan has a cameo role as Sally throwing a temper when she heard that Meghan is pregnant, leaving her virginity intact. 

There is also a spike in "domestic abuses" cases across America of husbands and wives fighting over a remote control pinning King James and Prince Harry on rival networks, basketball versus rugby with Oprah winning the ratings race. The Queen issue a statement that she is disappointed that Daniel Craig wasn't chosen to play Harry.  Buckingham Palace canned Harry, joining Prince Albert tobacco line. Harry is now in negotiation to star in  a new reality series "Prince of Bel Air" on BBC. 

During a commercial break, a photographer from Deaf Anthology was caught hiding behind the bushes and thrown off the set. 

Harry: I'm now happy in  seeing myself in the mirror every morning rather then reading the latest gossips about me in the "Daily Mirror."

Meghan: Hollywood parties are more fun than royal functions, we get to be ourselves."

Oprah: "Meghan, you are a remarkable person and Harry, you are so brave, having the guts like Eddie Murphy to come to America.

Las Vegas bookies set the odds at 6-10 that the newborn will be named Diana. Elizabeth is out of the question. James Corden will be hosting an outdoor baby shower, it doesn't rain in Southern California anyway. Prince Albert wasn't invited as they fear that his smoking habit will cause a wildfire during the drought. 

Finally, the only thing that ticked off Harry is having to pay taxes on British tea.

 

This is Smokey stay tuned for the next episode of Deaf Anthology, Good Night Deaf America!