Monolith

 

The government recently shut down Gallaudet campus temporarily to investigate a monolith that mysteriously appeared on campus. Gallaudet security cameras went blank overnight, prompting rumors of its origin. Deaf Anthology were able to access the site and gathered a bunch of theories from the few students who agreed to be interviewed off the record where some accuses the Kappa Gamma fraternity of pulling off a prank, but the majority still thinks aliens planted it there. There were sightings of UFOs last night, according to an article in this morning Washington Post, citing a transcriptions obtained from the Metropolitan Police 911 Communication Center. My sources also confirmed that Air Force F-14 scrambled to intercept the UFO when it entered restricted air space. Gallaudet spokesperson has a good sense of humor when he issued a statement, "probably one of our film student bought a prop from the set of Kubrick's classic, "2001: A Space Odyssey." I think it'll be inserted in the Blue Book as someone been monkeying around, seriously the case still haven't yet been resolved.

This is Smokey stay tuned for the next episode of Deaf Anthology, Good Night Deaf America!