The photo above reminds me of WWII when Deaf classrooms frequently undergo a drill, to hide under their desks during an air raid. Nowadays we need to protect our Deaf children from a raging gunman, so one father invented these bodyguard blankets which are bulletproof. Deaf school superintendents across the nation should consider buying these to shield their Deaf children from a hail of bullets. Monthly safety drills (in addition fire, tornadoes, etc.) should be mandatory. These are the parents' worst nightmares, but I wouldn't be surprised if it actually happened so don't let our guards down.
These bodyguard blankets can save lives and it also is a nice security blankets for the Deaf Linus among us.
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