2013-07-20

Police Blotter

A Deaf man was recently arrested for indecent exposure to a minor at the local mall. Lawyers released a statement claiming that the Deaf in question was low functional, misunderstanding the "No shirt, No shoes, No service," sign that was posted so he thought it's alright to be naked from the waist down. The DA probably would order a psychological exam to determined if any charges should be filed in this case, noticing the Deaf shortcomings in its report. 

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