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2011-12-28

Deaf Anthology # 1096: "MM"


Marlee Matlin is once again back at Disney World here in Orlando for the annual candlelight processional, being a narrator for the "Greatest Story Ever Told," with the colorful choir singing in the background, and the musicians led by a conductor. Marlee signing in ASL, was voiced by her interpreter, Jack while the songs are translated into ASL, as well as the French, German, and Spanish sign language by Angela, giving it an international flavor. The tickets for all three shows, at 5,6:45, and 8:15 were all gone by mid-afternoon. However, a couple of rows on the right side is roped off, reserved for the Deaf, the Deaf doesn't need a ticket (actually a sticker tag) anyway. I advised the Deaf to watch the 8:15 show because the Illumination, lasers and fireworks, at World Showcase starts promptly at 9:30 pm. The skies are clear, along with the quarter moon, giving us a chilly snap but the music will warmth us all as we huddled together signing along in harmony, with an occasional rounds of applause of wavering hands in the air. Even if you don't hear, you can feel the holiday spirits. These Deaf youngster look up to Marlee as a role model, realizing their dreams are within reach. Excitements builds up as the sunset in the horizon, as the spotlight set afoot on stage. Marlee Matlin is here until Friday, December 30.


Here's a few tips, best to take the boat from the BoardWalk resort to Epcot, two reasons, to avoid the crowds, and afterwards you can enjoy the various entertainment there or go over to the Disney Hollywood Studios to see the whole place lighted up.
If you are hungry, be sure to get a reservation to eat at the Italian pavilion, here is my review:
Just read an article from newspaper that the Bistro de Paris at Epcot was voted the best theme park restaurant so I decided to try it out myself, first of all, it's located upstairs at the french pavilion at World Showcase, easy access using the boat from the Broadwalk resort. Got a window seat, so it would be perfect to watch Illumination, but you'll need reservation. I been seeing all these chefs on TV, but this is the real dining experience, so my advice is to give up a few McDonald's outing to be able to afford the three course menu which will setup back $49, and that's without wine. First got myself the la Villa French lemonade, Jocelyn was my waiter, took the time out to described everything on my plate, writing notes. They treat the Deaf well, so you better leave a 18% tip. Here's what I had, keeping the notes to key into this blog.
"This is compliment of the chef; cauliflower soup (ditto) cream. If there is a (ditto), it just meant that I can't read French handwriting. Oh, yes, bread is included, just watch them pour water, isn't that something.
This is your "soupe basquaise" with croutons with olive oil and pesto."
Bon appetit.
Here is the main course:
"This is your beef tenderloin, with bordelaise sauce (made with bordeaux wine), and mushrooms on the top.
On the side you have potato mousseline. On the bottom a sauce made with poto wine and balsamic, on top cocoa powder. Bon appetit"
And finally,
"This is your '(ditto) au choolat' with vanilla ice cream and praline cream."
I am giving it a thumb up, these chefs, they are artists, and I really appreciate their attention to details.
At the resort, when you check in, ask for an ASL interpreter schedule printout as they rotate, the Magic Kingdom tomorrow and Epcot on Friday. If you are staying during the weekend, the interpreters will be at the Animal Kingdom on Saturday and the Disney's Hollywood Studios on Sunday. If you can't stand in long lines, for medical reasons, obtain a disabled pass from the guest relations upon entrance to the parks.
I would recommend Marlee Matlin stay on the Club Level at the Wilderness Lodge as they got excellent food prepared there, which I enjoy accommodating a Deaf family from Kentucky, arranging them to participate in the flag raising ceremonies on the rooftop. She is more likely to stay at the Yacht & Beach Club (I'm speculating) as it's the only place where the pool is off-limit to the public, must obtain a wristband from a lifeguard, allowing privacy if Marlee needs a suntan. Also it's known for its "Kitchen Sink," all eight scoops of ice cream. The only resort inaccessible is the Treehouse Villages at the Saratoga Springs resort as there is no public spaces. Treehouse Villages once housed International staff here on a two-years work visa.
While at Epcot, you wouldn't want to miss the popular attractions such as Test Tracks, Soaring', etc.
As for myself, I'll be at the Mexican pavilion tomorrow taking in a relaxing boat ride with Donald starring in the Three Caballero, maybe meet a few Deaf snowbirds,
also will be praying for a warm Gulf stream.

As for New Year's Eve, maybe a few drinks at the Turf Club at the Saratoga Springs resort, watching the ball drops in Times Square on the stroke of midnight, billiard anyone?
This is Smokey, composing this report at the Starbucks joint, I hope this new "Deaf Travelogue," is informative and entertaining, so Happy New Year, Deaf America!
Photo: Disney (c)

Updated: 12/29/11

2011-12-24

Deaf Anthology # 1093: "Predictions (video)"

Deaf Anthology # 1092: "Predictions (text)"

2012 Predictions:
1. Mark Wood's next film is a remake of the 1964 classic, "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians."
2. T. Alan Hurwitz, facing Congressional budget cuts, can fill the gap selling bottled water to the "Occupy Gallaudet" participants.
3. Holism will be the lone vlogger left on DVTV.
4. St Rita's School for the Deaf will be renamed after French Saint Abbe Charles Michel de L'Eppe, after his canonization by the Pope, he was credited for curing several Deaf children of meningitis, a miracle.
5. Parents can keep track of their Deaf children whereabouts using GPS, a popular feature included in a new generation of Cochlear-Implants (CI) devices, from the same manufacturer that also produced microchips in our pets.
6. John Yeh released from prison after Obama granted him a Presidential Pardon.
7. Sorenson is losing its market share after Hugh Hefner started the new PVRS (not purple) using Playboy interpreters.
8. Deafnation Expo, a BIE sanctioned event, relocated to Yeosu, Korea, with its own pavilion.
9. The French government approves the Principality of Clerc, a new Deaf conclave, with its own governance, at Cap d'Agden on the Mediterranean coastline.
10. Deaf Revival and Volta Bureau hits the Billboard charts, winning Grammys.

2011-12-23

Deaf Anthology # 1091: "Books"

Just to let you in a tip, that they are giving away a million books on Saturday night, April 23, 2012, and they need people to help distribute them to encourage us Americans to read. I'm all for it, so I applied on their website, filling out three questionnaires regarding location, targeted audience, and as to why I think it's a worthwhile cause. The participating authors will forgo their normal royalties. When checking out their website, just be sure it's American, as you know, the British are in it, too. I hope the Deaf are not left out in the cold, wouldn't it be great, getting the books into Deaf schools facing budget cuts, creating monthly gathering of the Deaf discussing the book.
Official website: http://www.us.worldbooknight.org/


I intend to give the books to all the Deaf and hearing-impaired that comes to our monthly Deaf Coffee Chat.

I intend to give away books at a Deaf Coffee Chat, a monthly social event that Deaf from all over central Florida area meet at a local Starbucks here in Orlando. It's perfect because we Deaf always have our gathering on a Saturday night.

I believe in diversity, that the Deaf be included in the annual World Book night, and encourage the Deaf to read various books, which may also improve their English skills as American Sign Language (ASL) is our primary language. I hope that the monthly Deaf Coffee Chat will become a place where we have an opportunity to discuss the book, and share our opinions. Most of the Deaf lives on SSI and unable to afford the books, so I think it's a great project. Thank you for letting us Deaf participate in this worthwhile cause.

Closing remarks, if you participate, be sure it's distributed to the general Deaf population, a high school dormitory supervisor commitment to distribute them to the seniors is more likely to be approved than a than a school librarian. The books are not intended to be on shelves in a school library, rather be in the hands of the Deaf to take them home.

Deaf Anthology # 1090: "Big Brother"

Deaf Anthology # 1089: "Lottery"


It was in the yesterday newspaper that the Governor of Florida hopes to raise another $241 millions to fund public education by installing kiosks in retail stores across the state, selling scratch-off lottery tickets, I can't help but think that the majority of lottery purchasers are high school dropouts that are supporting a system that failed them.

2011-12-22

Deaf Anthology # 1088: "Debate"

This video discusses the differences between DVTV and VTVD and their controversial philosophies.

2011-12-21

2011-12-20

Deaf Anthology # 1084: "Abuses"

The most common abuses on Deafread is when a non-blogger leaves a comment, using a non-existence (or inactive) screen name. Deaf Anthology recognizes only those that are identifiable. There are Deaf that leaves comments but never posted a single blog.
Just recently one left a comment that I should stop whining about my meager SSI and get a job at Disney World. This same guy left comments on other blogs suggesting that "deafness" is not a disability, therefore we ought to be disqualified in receiving any form of government handouts such as SSDI. The person in question is a Floridian and was last seen on a scooter, wearing a helmet. You may run into him on a hiking trail, so easy to track him down. Also he switched to ZVRS after being dissatisfied with rival Sorenson. Apparently he also endorses a product using its screen-name. Plenty of evidences left on Deafread to develop a profile. He misunderstood my blog, forgetting to read the disclaimer. Clarification, my blog only discussed the effects of gas prices on people, including us Deafies with fixed income, where they had to choose between putting bread on the table, taking their pills, and transportation, etc. I'll let him get away with it this time, being humble and laughing at the potshots.

Deaf Anthology # 1083: "Tommy"


Are there any Deaf "WHO" hippies (fans) out there?
Here's the poster with the "Your senses will never be the same" promo along with the trailer:


A psychosomatically deaf, dumb and blind boy becomes a master pinball player and the object of a religious cult because of that.

UK, 1975, In English, 111 min, Rated PG, Directed by Ken Russell

This movie may be offensive to us Deafies, here are the lyrics to Pinball Wizard, sung by the British rockers, the WHO.

However, it will be played at the Enzian theatre here in Winter Park, north of Orlando, at 9:30 pm on Tuesday, January 27th, no subtitles.

Writer: PETER TOWNSHEND

Ever since I was a young boy,
I've played the silver ball.
From Soho down to Brighton
I must have played them all.
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball!

He stands like a statue,
Becomes part of the machine.
Feeling all the bumpers
Always playing clean.
He plays by intuition,
The digit counters fall.
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball!

He's a pin ball wizard
There has got to be a twist.
A pin ball wizard,
S'got such a supple wrist.

How do you think he does it? I don't know!
What makes him so good?'

He ain't got no distractions
Can't hear those buzzers and bells,
Don't see lights a flashin'
Plays by sense of smell.
Always has a replay,
'N' never tilts at all
That deaf dumb and blind kid
Sure plays a mean pin ball.

I thought I was
The Bally table king.
But I just handed
My pin ball crown to him.

Even on my favorite table
He can beat my best.
His disciples lead him in
And he just does the rest.
He's got crazy flipper fingers
Never seen him fall
That deaf dumb and blind kind
Sure plays a mean pin ball!!!

The movie was first released in 1975, wasn't there an outcry then, now available on DVD, wondering if it's closed-captioned or not.

Deaf Anthology # 1082: "Gas"


Deafies monthly SSI checks are eaten up by the rising gas prices that affect us all, sooner or later, we wouldn't be able to go to Deaf bowling tournament, Deaf cruises, and if the economy worsen, they may be forced to cancel Deafnation Expos, due to lack of attendances. "I'm not going to Disney World," may be the new reality.
Here's the latest information:
$3.24 a gallon, national average
$3.57 a gallon, San Fransisco,California (nation's highest)
$2.83 a gallon, Albuquerque, New Mexico (nation's lowest)
I remember pumping gas, being only 35 cents, on Florida Avenue as a student at Gallaudet, before the Arab oil boycott (circa 1973), after the Yom Kippur war.
One of these days Gallaudet students will need scholarships for gas as it may be more expensive than tuition, there is now way you can confined them to campus.Perhaps Gallaudet parking meters can be the funding source.

Deaf Anthology # 1081: "Dan le Noir?"


Thinking of a blind-date, literally the "Dans Le Noir?" a restaurant chain based in Paris has just opened on Times Square. Just imagine eating in a pitch-black atmosphere, being served by blind waiters, and letting your taste buds determined what's on the menu.
You can check out their website at http://www.danslenoir.com/ for fur her information.
I think I ought to take out a SBA loan to start a new chain, "Quiet Zone," where patrons wear an ear-plug and must use gestures in communicating. The pictorial menu is designed to be mouth-watering by just looking at it, so forget the jukebox and enjoy the experiences.

Deaf Anthology # 1780: "Prison"


The Pope been complaining about overcrowding condition at prisons, and may I offer a solution to the problem, bail out all the priests.

Deaf Anthology # 1079: "Flowers of War"



We Deafies often don't have an opportunity to see a good foreign film, sticking with Hollywood releases with digital open-captions.Now I got to somehow convince you Deafies out there to be open-minded give it a chance, now I want to introduce you to "Flowers of War," directed by Zhang Yimou, a story of an American priest, protecting the schoolgirls from being raped by Japanese soldiers in Naking during World War II. It was Steven Spielberg that recommended Christian Bale for the role which I think was a natural choice as he got his first break as a child in "Empire of the Sun." it's the most expensive film ever produced in Chinese history and I felt it'll win the Oscar for best foreign film. Another thing is that it's subtitled so we Deafies can return to the silver screen to see an action-packed genre.

Deaf Anthology # 1078: "Toilet"

Any Deaf ate at this theme restaurant in Taiwan during the recent Deaflypics?

2011-12-16

Deaf Anthology # 1076: "Signage II"


At least we know that Gallaudet is famous for two things: sign language for the Deaf and posted signs for the hearing.
Gallaudet planning to replace those "Rock City" barns repainting the roofs giving us directions to the Hearing & Speech Center. Also there will be amber alerts on the Washington/Baltimore Parkway and advertising on Metro buses and subways.

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