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2011-12-24

Deaf Anthology # 1092: "Predictions (text)"

2012 Predictions:
1. Mark Wood's next film is a remake of the 1964 classic, "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians."
2. T. Alan Hurwitz, facing Congressional budget cuts, can fill the gap selling bottled water to the "Occupy Gallaudet" participants.
3. Holism will be the lone vlogger left on DVTV.
4. St Rita's School for the Deaf will be renamed after French Saint Abbe Charles Michel de L'Eppe, after his canonization by the Pope, he was credited for curing several Deaf children of meningitis, a miracle.
5. Parents can keep track of their Deaf children whereabouts using GPS, a popular feature included in a new generation of Cochlear-Implants (CI) devices, from the same manufacturer that also produced microchips in our pets.
6. John Yeh released from prison after Obama granted him a Presidential Pardon.
7. Sorenson is losing its market share after Hugh Hefner started the new PVRS (not purple) using Playboy interpreters.
8. Deafnation Expo, a BIE sanctioned event, relocated to Yeosu, Korea, with its own pavilion.
9. The French government approves the Principality of Clerc, a new Deaf conclave, with its own governance, at Cap d'Agden on the Mediterranean coastline.
10. Deaf Revival and Volta Bureau hits the Billboard charts, winning Grammys.

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