Alabama, Alabama, Alabama, who cares, I only support my Alma Mater, the Gallaudet Bisons, that's enough. They got no life here in Alabama except the damn football team, the Deaf don't even bother watching their son play high school football on Friday night, and missed Sunday worship because of a hangover from the previous day glued to the set all day, their wives deprived of sex until after the post-season bowl games. Got some free tickets to the games, only there for the tailgate parties for those delicious ribs, nothing else. Forget their cheerleaders, the ones at Hooters have bigger boobs. If you want real football, stick with the NFL.
This is Smokey, stay tuned for the next episode of Deaf Anthology. Good night, Deaf America!
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