Just got back from the IDTA (International Deaf Travel Agents) conference in San Fransisco being very impressed with a new Deaf travel agency that specialized in Deaf tours that aren't available anywhere else. Just express your fantasies, they'll take care of all the details. Deaf appreciated the individualized attention, service exceeding their expectations. Deaf Travel Without Borders is gaining popularity among Deaf travellers who wanted something different for a change, and are tired of the same old offerings elsewhere, which are limiting in scope.
These are the most popular tours available, please call them at 555-DTWB (VP) to request their brochures:
1. Hiking in Iran with Deaf Kurds guides across a hostile mountainous terrain.
2. Whitewater rafting on the Kabul River in Afghanistan with Blackwater protection. Tour includes a Deaf school blown to rubbles by the Taliban regime. Bring your cameras, you may catch a glimpse of Bin Laden hiding among the caves we set out to explore. Your wife would love going shopping there wearing a burqa.
3. Snorkeling in the Amazon River with mischievous piranhas, last meal included
4. Sphere balling in Cambodia across the abandoned minefields.
5. Deaf families will enjoy the beaches of Cap D'agde where everyone practices nudism.
6. Experience prison life after smoking a few of the best Cuban cigars in Havana.
7. Enjoy a night with Deaf prostitutes in Bangkok becoming an HIV (Hearing-Impaired Victim) your cash, credit cards are stolen along with your passport. This tour includes a tour nights stay at an exclusive Taoism spa in Chaing Mai with its famous Karsai Nei Tsang, where they will massage your testicles. Thailand is where the action are.
8. Cruising along the Somalia coast, an open-captioned film, "Pirates of the Caribbean," sequel will be shown. It's very important to know your bank account numbers so they can wired the ransom money if needed.
9. "Catch Me If You Can," is a popular for thrill-seekers, where you will be paired with a Deaf Mexican "coyote", crossing the Rio Grande border without being caught, you win money in the pot if you are not detained.
10. "Growing Weeds" is a popular tour host by a Deaf son of a Colombian drug cartel lord, which all you can snort buffet, and weapons training on their range.
Deaf Travels Without Borders will customized your tour, nothing is off-limits to us, as always, if there is a will, there is a way.
I strongly recommended Deaf Travels Without Borders because I just came back alive, using the Deaf card, after parachuting into North Korea.
This is Smokey, stay tuned for the next episode of Deaf Anthology. Good night, Deaf America!
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