Deaf Anthology # 562: "Goldfish"

We're exposed to millions of commercials during our lifetime, but there is one that I couldn't quite figure out, that of a goldfish flipping across my screen, getting on my nerves, enough is enough, without closed-captioning, I am still at a loss, even using common sense is of no avail. "No Attack," slogan is meaningless to me, what could it be, a domestic abuse issue, the EPA logo on the corner, so maybe it's about water pollution. Letting my imagination run wild, perhaps the goldfish trying to escape from its natural predator, the tabby cat. Overcoming frustration, wasting my time guessing, now going to their website (http://www.noattacks.org/), finally I understand what all the big deal about, information on asthma prevention, no wonder the goldfish have a shortage of breath. The Internet prevented my insanity.

This is Smokey, stay tuned for the next episode of Deaf Anthology, Good night, Deaf America!