Let's look back at the highlights of Deafnation Expo in Las Vegas. Pah!
1. Deaf Magician Morgan adopted one of Seinfeld tiger.
2. "Oralism" meant a day at the Mustang ranch.
3. Waitresses denied unemployment benefits after a week of no tips.
4. "Do not kick" door placards replaces "Do not Disturb" after complaints.
5. Security couldn't distinguished those signing and those card counting.
6. Deaftime doesn't exist, you can chat all night anywhere without being told to leave.
7. Starbucks ran out of Deaf coffee.
8. Blue Man group upstaged by Bernard Bragg.
9. My elderly sister couldn't make it, she has enough silverware.
10. Many Deaf stranded behind, after losing whatever left of their SSI to the one armed bandits.
And finally, I overheard that Joel Barish was given the key to Las Vegas by its mayor, congratulation for a job well done, Deafnation Expo does down in history.
This is Smokey, stay tuned for the next episode of Deaf Anthology. Good night, Deaf America!
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