Deaf Anthology # 508: "It's Joe, the Deaf preacher!"

Move over Larry, the cable guy, it's Joe, the Deaf preacher!
Converting everyone except the biggest bully in town,Bob, so don't bother trying to keep up with the Jones.
It's Joe, the Deaf preacher!
Looking forward to baptizing the Deaf gamblers above the Hoover Dam, damned the rest of 'em.
It's Joe, the Deaf preacher!
Accepts tobacco, a valuable commodity, as tithe from Deaf migrants.
It's Joe, the Deaf preacher!
Got 144,000 on Facebook, all having assurances of life hereafter in paradise, with a soul-back guarantee.
It's Joe, the Deaf preacher!
Praying, before a joint session, for a dissolution of Congress, and the return to monarchy.
It's Joe, the Deaf preacher!
Selling indulgences to move the Sistine Chapel to Greensboro, after all, didn't the London Bridge relocated to a desert out West.
It's Joe, the Deaf preacher!
Worship J.C., not the Messiah, but Jed Clampett of the Beverly Hillbillies.
It's Joe, the Deaf preacher!
So move over Larry, the cable guy, it's Joe, the Deaf preacher!

This is Smokey, stay tuned for the next episode of Deaf Anthology. Good night, Deaf Campellites!