Deaf Anthology # 505: "Evolution"

Evolution is the topic at this week VBS, who cares, when will we ever understand that it is just a theory, why waste all that time on senseless debates, so get a life. In every culture, dragons exists in mythology so does our gods. We humans have imagination, it doesn't meant they existed. We're still searching for Nessie, Bigfoot, or whatever the local folklore's may be. Dragons comparable to dinosaurs, get real. Here's a cliche, that dinosaurs once live among us, archaeologists of the future will be able to prove that beyond doubts after an evacuation of a Flinstone comic book. They claims evidences are found in the biblical book of Job where it mentioned a creature which it can be interpreted as a dinosaur, nice try guys, it ain't going to convince me, unless I visited Jurassic Park. Genesis claims that man have dominion over animals, isn't that why we have the Ringling Brothers,with the exception of dragons (dinosaurs, whichever) where they implied that only God are able to control these beasts. The animals appeared first in the creation account, so therefore they probably already were extincted at the dawn of Man, giving credibility to our paleontologist. I don't accept the literal interpretation of creationism, leaving it as a mystery. Timetable, forget it, we weren't there. Let science take care of the origin of life, and let religion, yeah, you Christians, take care of our hereafter, so we can coexist. Wait a minute, where does Darwin fit in all this, his curiosity lead him to board the HMS Beagle, to Australia, and was amazed at the variety of animals surrounding him and notes his observations, recognizing the diversity in nature that caught his attention, publishing the "Origin of Species," since then we been caught up in evolution, so what's controversial about it, it's not scientific, for crying out loud, the hypothesis is just that as we never going to reach a conclusion in our lifespan, so try conducting an experiment with a dragon in your closet. Hold a second, rinsing my mouth with Scope, daily reminding me of the guy being persecuted for teaching evolution in the last century in the backhills of Tennessee, the land of the free, not! Let keep the fundamentalists, the modern day Spanish Inquisitors out of the classrooms of America. Science and religion can coexist in the same manner as democracy and communism. OK, kids that's it, it's recess, so let's play with the barrel of monkeys. We got lemonade and figs, no, no, don't take your clothes off, yes, Adam and Eve were naked and worn figs, but we got fig fruitcake. Hey, kid, what make you think that Adam is a fruitcake.
VBS is finally over, so let's do one more song from the Rolling Stones' "Monkey Man." (lyrics)
I never saw you, I only heard of you

huggin up the big monkey man
I never saw you, I only heard of you
huggin up the big monkey man

Is Darwin an atheist, not, probably a deist just like our Constitution framers, there got to be a divine being (intelligent design) which reveals itself through nature. Like it or not, Darwin made significant a contribution to our world of knowledge, whether we agreed or not, but to not understand his explanation surrounding the mystery of life, especially its origin, is a sign of ignorance on our part, let science make an effort at reasoning while we Christians hold our faith. Bananas anyone? (no humans or monkeys been harmed during the writing of this essay)

This is Smokey, stay tuned for the next episode of Deaf Anthology. Good night, Deaf America!