Deaf Anthology # 497: "Iron Deaf Baby"

(Video) You wouldn't dare trying to implant a cochlear device on this Deaf baby, cause he's the Iron Deaf Baby out to save us from audists' greedy motives of world dominance. Testifying before a Senate subcommittee on genocide isn't enough, someone must take the lead, so it's the Iron Deaf Baby, the latest superhero to arrive on the scene from Marvel, who cares about his own kind, getting things done quietly, his Deaf parents must be proud so step aside SuperDeafy, it's the Iron Deaf Baby, you can get his autograph at the next local Deafnation Expo and buy Mattel action figures now available at the Toy R' Us and in the HappyMeal at McDonald. The sequel will be out this fall. We are grateful for what the Iron Deaf Baby done for us Deafies, as we Americans are taking us ASL, gaining acceptance into our society. Iron Deaf Baby get a lot of commercial endorsements, pitching diapers, etc. The Deaf mother told Oprah that breast feeding is no laughing matter. You may also join Iron Deaf Baby on Facebook.

This is Smokey, stay tuned for the next episode of Deaf Anthology. Good night, Deaf America!