Deaf Anthology #386: "Deafsex VRS"

A major complaint of the Deaf is not having equal access to the "900" sex line per FCC restrictions, relay's policy, or the proposed EVIU's * code of ethics, whatever we are denied our rights under the Constitution. The Deaf son of an owner of a brothel in Nevada took a note of that and decided to start a Deafsex VRS service after doing s feasibility studies realizing that there is a significant market with opportunities to expand. The Deafsex VRS is more affordable than a one night stand with a prostitute with the safety and privavcy in front of your Videophones (VP). Only naked women fluent in ASL that meet the "Penthouse" standards are hired to performed sexual acts for their Deaf clients. Deafsex VRS is offering a free fifteen minutes introductory service this month only at 1-555-Deafsex (3323739). Limit one per Deaf client, the only requirement is that you must be a least 18 years of age. Credit cards are accepted with a money back guarantee if you don't reached orgasms within fifteen minutes. Psychologist recommended that it is great therapy for those with erectile dysfunction (impotence). Deafsex VRS also sells Viagra, as well as condoms, at its website, just fax in your prescription. It's projected that 25% of Deafsex VRS revenues are from sales of its popular "Deaf Gone Wild" DVDs, also available on Amazon.

One of our Deafsex VRS interpreters is familiar to former Gallaudet students who once prowled 14th street. Our client list are confidential, not even others in your household will ever know that you ever spend the night masturbating in front of your videophones (VP) due to our unique privacy feature.

Drop your pants, check us out at 1-555-Deafsex (3323739) for your introductory offer, and set your joystick in motion.

Footnotes: *EVIU (Erotic Video Interpreters Union)

This is Smokey, stay tuned for the next erotic episode of Deaf Anthology. Good night, Deaf America!