Gary Brooks's "Refreshment Provided," makes me think about two possible solution to the problem. The first, is to have a separate room for refreshments, so Deaf when they arrived can eat all the food that want and chat all they want without being required to see the speaker.In the refreshment room, they will serve just the basics, you know, like chips, hot dogs, pickles, and a potato salad. Of course, a few condiments, salsa, relish, etc. The Deaf will be stuffing themselves and drown themselves with unlimited refills of pink lemonade loaded with sugar. What a great place to keep up with the latest rumors, who cares about the speaker's topic, the main thing the food is free, all my friends here. They think they got the last laugh, leaving nothing behind to those still in the next room listening to the Deaf speaker, whoever he is, so what. Meanwhile, the speaker thanked the few Deaf in the room after answering their questions. The host then locked the doors and bought in the catering people from the local well-known restaurant, set tables, and serve Kobe steaks, lobsters, corn on the cob, baked potatoes, etc. with choice wines, and a salad bar. Everyone who attended sat through the seminar received a $100 Visa gift card and a complimentary book signed by the Deaf speaker himself.
The second solution, is to delayed the start of the speaking session and let all the Deaf eat first, and announced them, that the food have been contaminated, and everyone will be sicken, unless they were given the antidote pill which is not available until after the speaker's finished with his lecture. The food will be served fresh afterwards. Most Deaf missed the speech because they have to vomit. They can't sue because they didn't read the clause in the liability waiver they signed before they ate.Thinking of food, that reminds me that I have to do some
grocery shopping!Revised 4/26/09
This is Smokey, stay tuned for the next episode of Deaf Anthology. Good night, Gary Brooks!
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