Deaf Anthology # 233: "Soul"

Life a rat race, literally, my Deaf Buddha friend been trying to sell his soul, I told him that he better ask the guy downstairs in hell as he might be interested, maybe throw in his pet hamster. Maybe he's thinking suicide which I feared, if that's the case, he ought to contact a crisis intervention Deaf counselor available 24/7 on 211 via videophones. These Deaf professionals are trained in the mental health field, so it's out of my hands. Now he is mentioning that his soul is KIA. He confuses me, I knew he died on the battleground in his previous life on the Korean penisula. I told him to cut his wrist and get it over with. I wish he been reincarnated as a mosquito so he wouldn't bother me after I swatted him. This Deaf Buddha, a pacifist, into eastern philosophies. Now he's asking for alms to help with the downpayment. What the hell he's talking about, it's all nonsense, now he's hanging his "tracts." So that explains it, the brochure is about "SOUL," a new 2010 model from KIA, a Korean auto manufacture.

All that time I thought he was a yin yang.
Revised 4/02/09

This is Smokey, stay tuned for the next episode of Deaf Anthology. Good night, Deaf Souls!