Deaf Anthology # 253: "Classroom"

In the classrooms, you'll never know how your Deaf pupils answered your questions, here is a few, it can be hilarious, at least we know they are intelligent.

1. TEACHER: Mary, find North America on the map. (Mary point her finger on a map)

Mary: There!
TEACHER: Correct. Class, who discovered America?

CLASS: Mary.

2. TEACHER: John, why you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

John: You told me do without using tables.

3. TEACHER: Loretta, what one important thing we today have, not have ten years ago.

Loretta: Me!

4. TEACHER: George Washington admitted chopped down his father's cherry tree. Why his father not punished him?

Bob: Because George still have axe.

5. TEACHER: You sign your prayers before eating?

Peggy: No, Mom good cook.

6. TEACHER: Did you copy your brother's story about your dog?

Buster: No, sir. It's the same dog.

Revised 4/22/09

This is Smokey, stay tuned for the next episode of Deaf Anthology. Good night, Deaf America!