Deaf Anthology # 237: "Silent Word"

Was at the laundromat recently, it's cluttered with religious materials, Watchtower among them, and some tracts, so I pulled out the Silent Word, a newsletter for hypocrites like me. Rather than "What's Up!," I substituted it with the "So What!" column.
So What! QEV 2011 (Queen Elizabeth Version) will replaced the KJV 1611.

So What! Fantastic Saturday with a prostitute after curfew.

So What! It's so damn hot in Phoenix for DBFA so we'll be better off going to SGDC in Danville where it's cooler.

So What! Gay retreat in January in the marshlands of New Jersey.

So What! Mission team to condemned everyone at the Deaflympic this fall in Taiwan.

So What! Clark breaks Charles Spurgeon records with over 4,516 saves (more than a pitcher) with doors locked preventing escaped from boring sermons. Fire marshals issued a citation.

So What! Convicted former assistant pastor from Menomonee Falls on the Late Show with David Letterman explaining how he broke into people's homes.

So What! "Nightmares at Hampshire View" bombed at the box office.

So What! Jack finally owns a bar, his namesake.

So What! Join us for Deaf Nude Week at the Rice Ranch. Come for the orgasm experience.

So What! We opposed corporal punishments but you can spank your wife for sexual gratification.

So What! "Brainwashing our Deaf," now available from our publisher.

Revised 4/9/09

This is Smokey, stay tuned for the next episode of Deaf Anthology. So What, Deaf America!