It has been confirmed that Fr. Donald Zerkel, former director of St. John's School for the Deaf have been selected as the new Archbishop of Milwaukee, according to today's issue of the Vatican News. Thomas Coughlin, first Catholic Deaf priest in America, was unable to make a comment, it is assume that he's a Mark 7 in upstate New York, preparing for the summer session. Meanwhile, the local ICDA is in celebrating mood, praising God. We felt that Fr. Zerkel can reach the seven hills of Rome as long he don't commit one of the seven cardinal sins. As a boy, Zerkel dreamed of playing in a Cardinal uniform, but now it is more likely he will be praying in a Cardinal robes that his favorite team will be in the fall classics. The fundamentalist feared him, hoping doesn't have the six letters in the middle like both his first and last name, the mark "666" of Revelation. The Pope 
selected Fr. Zerkel as he wanted to place an "emphasis on diversity within the Church, reaching out to all segments of the population, he understands the Deaf being oppressed for so long, once thought being unsavable. I was taught to sign 'good morning' to my flocks, but was embarrassed when I was told not to make a fist, then I was taught the 'ILY' sign but still couldn't get it right, was embarrassed once again when I was told not to do it in reverse, please be patient with me, now that I have got the VP installed at the Vatican, I hope to communicate with you Dead, I meant Deaf people soon."Deaf Anthology noted that can expect one thing, that he'll excommunicated this blogger. Now it's been posted on Deafread, I must go to a virtual confession booth on Facebook. May the Lord, or the Force, whichever, be with you.
The new St. John's School for the Deaf now under contruction.
Revised 3/10/09
This is Smokey, "Forgive Me," stay tuned for the next episode of Deaf Anthology. Good night, Deaf America!
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