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2009-03-30

Deaf Anthology # 227: "Jobs"


Here is an opportunity for those Deaf laid off during the recession, the state in compliance with a new federal law requiring diversity in the workforce, have set up a program to hire and train the Deaf. They are now scheduling orientation session at its facilities, with an interpreter on site, initially the state are planning on recruiting over a hundred Deaf inmates for jobs as license plate press operators. All will undergo background checks, must have a felony conviction, a life sentence to qualified for the positions. Salary is below minimum wages, minus restitution, enough to purchase a pack of cigarette at the prison commissary to trade for protection from the gangs on your block. The job will look good on your resume before the parole board. If you are interested in applying for a job, just robbed your local bank and get a referral from the judge. All successful candidates will received an uniform, room and board, at state expenses.
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The State Prison System is an Equal Opportunity Employer.
Revised 3/30/09
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This is Smokey from behind bars, stay tuned for the next episode of Deaf Anthology. Good night, Deaf inmates!

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