At today's AG Bell Board Meeting, they are seriously considering offering a formal apology for over a century of oppression. They have chosen a Deaf individual from within Volta, with PR skills, to select an appropriate response from the racks of a local Hallmark store. 
In addition, they also agreed to a reparation
payment of several thousands to each Deaf, in a form of monopoly dollars from their Parker Brothers mutual stock funds. To qualified for reparations, each Deaf individual must be release from the mental institution, and be certified by a staff psychiatrist that he is not a threat to oral Deaf community.
Revised 3/30/09
payment of several thousands to each Deaf, in a form of monopoly dollars from their Parker Brothers mutual stock funds. To qualified for reparations, each Deaf individual must be release from the mental institution, and be certified by a staff psychiatrist that he is not a threat to oral Deaf community.Revised 3/30/09

This is Smokey, stay tuned for the next wave of protests on Deaf Anthology. Good night, Deaf protesters!


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