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2009-03-30

Deaf Anthology # 228: "Apology"

At today's AG Bell Board Meeting, they are seriously considering offering a formal apology for over a century of oppression. They have chosen a Deaf individual from within Volta, with PR skills, to select an appropriate response from the racks of a local Hallmark store.
In addition, they also agreed to a reparationClick to get cool Animations for your MySpace profile payment of several thousands to each Deaf, in a form of monopoly dollars from their Parker Brothers mutual stock funds. To qualified for reparations, each Deaf individual must be release from the mental institution, and be certified by a staff psychiatrist that he is not a threat to oral Deaf community.
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