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2008-11-04

Deaf Anthology # 118: "King Jordan"

Deaf Anthology was able to obtain exclusive interview with King Jordan in his suite at an resort in Aquba on the Red Sea where he is on vacation scuba diving. After watching the news with an ASL* interpreter, he insist that we watch a rerun of Voyager episode of "Investigations" where he have a role. During one of the commercial, we have to pray facing Mecca, ever get a sore back doing it five times a day. The nanny took his four children out of the room so we can have some sanity. I notice on the wall his geneology, being a descendant of Mohammad.
Deaf Anthology: "How was scuba diving?"Click to get cool Animations for your MySpace profile
King Jordan: "We found many Egyptian chariots under the Red Sea, from the days of Exocus, we hope to develope this area as a major tourist attraction, being an economic free zone, we were able to attract foreign investors." (I'm confused, didn't he taught Psychology?)
Deaf Anthology: "What is your assessment of education of the Deaf nowadays?"
King Jordan: "We have a 90% literacy rate."
Deaf Anthology: "How was life since you left Gallaudet?"
King Jordan: "I don't understand, I attended Georgetown." (checking my notes)
Deaf Anthology: "I must apologized, your majesty, I didn't realized that I was interviewing the King of Jordan Abdullah, but it was quite an experience."
King Jordan: (laughing) "You probably meant I. King Jordan, we just met while we were scuba diving, we have the same interests, he's in suite 4516, hope you will join us tonight as our local Deaf Jordanians will have a performances."
Deaf Anthology: "Sorry, I have a deadline to meet."
*Arabic Sign Language
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