Deafhood gave us a sense of our identity, recognizable everywhere since its debut, an import from London, the source of our pride. Deafhood protects us from extreme elements, from the biter arctic to the barren desert. It is our status symbol, designed with us Deafies in mind. Our goal is to make a statement that our culture is not just a language, that we are like any other ethic groups with our own customs. Deafhood comes in various styles and fit any budget. Deafhood was a result of a marketing survey, that we needed something to project our image in the world. That's when we decided to created a company, Deafhood Inc, that produced jackets with hood targeting a specific population. A Deaf design team is the creative force behind Deafhood, we are now considering expanding our market, doing feasibility studies on possible initial public offering (IPO) on Wall Street. We even have our own factory in India, taking advantages of cheap Deaf child laborers, to increase our profit margins. We have been active, providing grants to various Deaf organizations, as they are an outlet for our corporate social responsibility. We are the official sponsor of the English Deaf Rugby team to the Taiwan Deaflympics. Deafhood is now having a Labor Day weekend sale, selling our Deafhood products, those who ordered online may take an extra 10% off. You may contact us at 555-4516 to request a catologue. Check out our new fall '08 Deafhood jackets (pictured here below) that are now available.
We are now hiring Deaf models, contact DEAFHOOD INC.
DEAFHOOD FALL SALE
555-4516
This is Smokey, stay tuned for the next episode of Deaf Anthology. Good night, Deaf America!
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