Deaf Anthology # 93: "Deaf Man Group"

The Deaf Man Group are on the Long Island subway platform, they can feel the vibrations, the subway just arrived into the station, one got on board.
Deaf Man #1: "I thought we all were going to Coney Island and he left without us."
Deaf Man #2: "He'll be back once he realized that he on the wrong line."
Another subway arrived into the station, a Deaf man got off and was acting strangely, using his voice, not signing, he must have been somewhere where signing weren't allowed, so his friends snapped him across the face, so he could return back to normal.
Deaf Man #3: "I thought I was lost, never to be able to sign again."
Another subway approaches the station, this time the second Deaf man was missing.
Deaf Man #2: "He'll be back, next time we all board together."
Another subway arrived into the station, a Deaf man got off acting strangely, using gestures, where did he learn Cued Speech, we wondered, so his friends snapped him across the face, so he could return back to normal.
Deaf Man #1: "I thought I was drunk, what foreign language was that?" not realizing that it was another method of communication."
Another subway approaches the station, this time the last Deaf man was missing.
Deaf Man #3: "He'll be back, what can be worst?"
Another subway arrived at the station, a Deaf man got off acting strangely, he just got a cochlear-implanted, so the remaining two Deaf man determined that he is hopeless case, pushed him over the platform, and the Coney Island subway finally arrives, and they enjoy the rest of the afternoon themselves.
The next day, the New York Times reported they found a body on the tracks, his identity remains unknown.
Hope you enjoy the parody of the Blue Man Group, see their video above which the Deaf Man Group story is based upon.
This is Smokey, stay tuned for the next episode of Deaf Anthology. Good night, Deaf America!