Deaf Anthology #61: "Indiana Jones And The Secrets Of Martha's Vineyard II"

Indiana: "Mutt will meet us at Hyannis Port."

Pilot: "We're hitting a tubulance."

Radio: "President Kennedy was assassinated earlier during a motorcade..." (static)

Ricky: "We're going to crash."

Radio: "Hank Aaron just hit his 715th home run, breaking the Babe's..." (static)

Ricky: "We're going to die..." (panel door bolted open)

Amy: "Indiana... (pointing to a mysterious beam of blue light emitted from an unknown source)

Radio: "One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind..."

Amy: "No, don't..." (Ricky jumped, forgetting his parachute)

Pilot: "We're low on fuel, we'll cruise, the beam is guiding us." (the Piper lands safely)

Ricky: "Amy!"

Amy: "You're alive!"

Indiana: "You lucky bastard, always get stuck, first on a periscope, now on the wingspan."

Ricky: "Those strange radio broadcasts, aren't they from the future, we must have the space/time continuum." (signing a summary to Amy)

Indiana: "We got ourselves a cottage at Oak Bluffs, I'll get myself some seafood at the Stripped Bass and Bluefish Derby."

Ricky: "Grant once slept here..."

Indiana: "The sword, once belonging to Robert E. Lee, bought it at an auction, the one Grant let him keep after surrender at Appomattox, along with his horse, Traveller."

Amy: "I'm going to Alley's General Store to stock up some food and..."

Ricky: "Will get myself a tan at Inkwell (beach)."

Amy: "Met a Deaf family on Circuit Avenue, they're taking their kids to the Flying Horses, the oldest carousel in America, their ancesters arrived in America 1635, yes, noticed their unique signing dialect..."

Hyannis Port

Indiana: "Mutt, this is Amy, our Deaf intern, Ricky, our staff interpreter."

Amy: "Cute, isn't he?"

Mutt: "Our research indicated that there are four stone tablets, that provides us with the coordinates of an unknown ancient civilization, we already recovered one in the tomb of a Deaf Pharaoh in Cairo, the second being here at Martha's Vineyard, with a significant Deaf population, must be a connection there somewhere..."

Jackie: "Indiana, read your biography, your adventures sounds exciting..."

Bobby: "What you think of Nixon?"

Indiana: "Once beat his cocker spaniel at checkers!"

Television (black & white): "The Milwaukee Braves...World Champions!"

Jack: "They should have stayed in Boston, we are still stuck with the Green Monster at Fenway."

Amy: "Isn't that Hank Aaron who will one day..."

Ricky: "Don't interrupt the space/time continuum." (smile)

Jack: "Indiana, a game of scrimmage..."

Amy: "He's so young, why wouldn't anyone want to..."

Ricky: "Same fate as Lincoln, he'll have his own place in history."

Indiana: "The sputnik..."

Jack: "...so the Soviets were first out of the gate, however we will finish the race."

Bobby: "...perhaps a foothold on the moon in the next decade."

Jack: "Nothing is impossible, my back, that damn war injury caught up with me." (Bobby and Indiana discussing politics, especially the civil rights movement, Amy felt it will have an impact on us Deaf also)

Amy: "Met Peter Benchley at the party, just out of high school, he has this fascination with sharks."

Martha's Vineyard

Indiana: "We will check out a rumor that there is an underwater cave at the Edgarton lighthouse site."

West: "Follow me!" (pointing to the pier)

Mutt: "That's it!" (lighting up the torches, entering the trail leading to the entrance)

Amy: "Wooden crates everywhere, stockpile of raw materials here..."

Indiana: "...enough to sustain an economy, survive famines, and protection against foreign threats..."

Mutt: "...an ancient sub base, a lifeline to a lost Deaf civilization, at first, had doubts, but we can't denied these evidences surrounding us."

Ricky: "They have to be there, somewhere out in the ocean."

Amy: "Bats!"

Indiana: "It's nightfall, get down...now!" (swarms of bats leave the underwater cave at low tide)

Mutt: "The stone tablet!"

Indiana: "Two down, two to go!"

Amity Bar

Amy: We met West at the Edgarton lighthouse."

Bartender: "You meant the ghost of the legendary Deaf lighthouse keeper, he died a century ago, fortunately we didn't sufferred like those on the mainland."

Ricky: "...West kepts the Secrets of Martha's Vineyard after all these years, the collaspe forever sealed it."

Indiana: Let's split up, Mutt will take the Pan Am flight to Paris to meet with our French counterparts, tonight have a lecture at Harvard, tomorrow off to Havana."

Harvard University

Indiana: "May I introduce myself, I'm..." (everyone got up and left, apparently upset)

Dean: "Indiana, you're in the wrong classroom, it's a parental class on discipline, apparently your whip scared them away (smile) , your classroom down the hallway." (Indiana obviously embarrassed)

Dr. Spock: "Sorry, I'm late, the topic tonight is spanking,...where's everybody?"

Dean: "Indiana Jones was alreday here, he gave a short demonstration on how to whip your child." (laughing out loud)

Dr. Spock: "I'm tired of these...I'm better off writing a book!"

Smokey here interrupting, we hope you all enjoyed the adventures so far, we'll return to Deafread soon with the third and final segment of the Indiana Jones and the Secrets of Martha's Vineyard trilogy, I'll let you all speculate the outcome!"
Revised 5/20/0

This is Smokey, stay tuned for the next episode of Deaf Anthology. Good Night, Deaf America!