Commercial: (It's late, everyone asleep, except the lone Deaf driver, apparently lost, a patrol car with siren flashing pulls him over)
Deaf driver: "I'm looking for Bob's House, I've been blowing my horn all night, but no responses, we're suppose to watch the Kansas/Davidson game together."
Security officer: "Bob lives at House #1, apparently this is your first time on the Gallaudet campus." (Deaf driver, President Bob Davilla, and the security officer drink Pepsi-cola watching the Deaf Challenge on Tivo)
DEF: "Live from the Biergarten in Navy Pier on the Deaf Challenge, here's your host, Gary Brooks!" (Chicago skyline in background, applause)
Gary Brooks: "Welcome to our first show, we take our Deaf Challenge tour bus across the country, to challenge the Deaf, giving them opportunities to win prizes, tonight we'll stop in New York, Detroit, and the Yellowstone national park in Wyoming."
Deaf Challenge #1: Navy Pier, Chicago
Gary Brooks: "Our first Deaf challenge tonight is that everyone in our audience take out their pagers, and order pizzas to be delivered here, if they arrived before the end of this show, they win a Blackberry and a free two years contract with Sprint, our Deaf Challenge sponsor." (audience starts texting, few Deaf disappointed not be able to participate because they left their Sidekicks at home, clock is ticking)
Deaf Challenge #2: Yankee Stadium, New York
Gary Brooks: "Our first Deaf Challenge tour stop is at the house that Ruth built, we are now behind home plate at Yankee stadium in the Bronx, we found two Deaf fans that accepts our Deaf Challenge, let them introduce themselves."
Deaf fan #1: "Tom, I'm a stage-hand on Broadway, also a union steward."
Deaf fan #2: "I'm Tyler, just 11 years old, play Little League baseball, am in 5th grade at Lexington School for the Deaf."
Gary Brooks: "Behind home plate, is a 60" Panasonic plasma HD television set, you have an opportunity to win that if you accept the Deaf challenge."
Tom and Tyler: "We accept the Deaf Challenge!"
Gary Brooks: "Here we have a pitching machine that will throw 10 balls, you will step up to the plate and you must hit each one of them, if you swing and miss, not only that you strikeout, there goes the $6,000 demolished set, Tom you're up first, put on your helmet and choose your bat."
(Tom hits the first seven balls, feeling lucky, but he missed the next pitch, smashing the set)
Gary Brooks: "Sorry, Tom, good try, but you still get a consolation prize, a Weber grill for your next tailgate party, Tyler, you ready?"
Tyler: "Yes, Gary Brooks!" (Deaf Challenge replaces the demolished set, with a new one)
Gary Brooks: "Hit it out of the ballpark!" (Tyler step up to the plate, adjusting his cup, keeping his eyes on the ball, here come the tenth and final pitch, he takes a swing, it's a home run, rounds the bases in excitement)
Tyler: "It felt like it's the bottom of the ninth inning, score tied, two outs, a 3-2 count." (Tyler asked Gary Brooks to autograph his bat)
Gary Brooks: "Tom's set goes to the landfill, but Tyler here is going home with a brand new Pansonic 60" HD television set."
Tyler: "I can't wait to play Playstation with my friends."
Navy Pier, Chicago (twenty minutes left on the clock, pizzas start arriving on the set)
Gary Brooks: "I have an opportunity to watch Tyler play Little League baseball while I was in New York, hope he makes it to the majors, now we go to Detroit for our next Deaf Challenge."
Deaf Challenge #3: Ford Plant, Detroit
Gary Brooks: "Our next tour stop is in Motown, we found two Deaf tourists at the historic Greenfield Village and Henry Ford Museum, let them introduce themselves."
Deaf tourist #1: "I'm Larry, a retired lumberjack, we're Canadians, from Toronto."
Deaf tourist #2: "Lisa here with my two boys, we're on spring break, I'm a teacher at the Indiana School for the Deaf, hometown of the Indianapolis 500."
Gary Brooks: "Here behind you, is the new 2009 Ford Taurus, you have an opportunity to win that if you accept the Deaf Challenge."
Larry and Lisa: "We accept the Deaf Challenge"
Gary Brooks: "Both of you will work an eight hours shift at the Ford plant on the assembly line, under supervision of a Deaf supervisor, you'll attach a bumper to every car, if one car leaves the assembly line without a bumper, you're fired, let's go inside the plant."
Deaf supervisor: "You're to use these power tools and bolts to attach the bumpers, and good luck." (Larry still at it after six hours, started to tired easily, gave it up, blaming his age, the two boys cheer on their mom, Lisa, under pressure, accomplished the task."
Gary Brooks: "Larry, being a lumberjack, I thought you were strong, but you are not leaving without a consolation prize, a Hertz gift card, that allows you to rent a legend, a Ford Shelby GT-H on a weekend."
Larry: "Thanks" (left the set, still tired)
Gary Brooks: "Lisa, you have just won a new 2009 Ford Taurus, tell us your secret."
Lisa: "I always tell my class to complete every tasks assigned to them, now that I am on your show, it's important that I be their role model."
Gary Brooks: "Your boys are proud of you, here's the keys." (they're going to Niagara Falls)
Navy Pier, Chicago (audience applause, clock ticking at ten minutes, some still haven't got their pizzas yet)
Gary Brooks: "Our final destination tonight, we go to Yellowstone National Park in Wyoming."
Deaf Challenge #4: Yellowstone National Park, Wyoming
Gary Brooks: "Here we are at Old Faithful, at the Yellowstone National Park, Wyoming, the geyser it will erupt any minute now, we found two Deaf campers, let them introduce themselves."Deaf camper #1: "John, we are the Johnsons family from Connecticut, I am a scriptwriter on the Deaf Anthology show, good to have Deaf Challenge on our DEF network."
Deaf camper #2: "Jackie, lone backpacker, taking a semester off from Gallaudet to hike across America, quite an adventure."
Gary Brooks: "Tonight you have an opportunity to win a colonial American bedroom set if you accept the Deaf Challenge."
John and Jackie: "We accept the Deaf Challenge."
Gary Brooks: "Tonight you'll sleep under the stars, not in your tent, but on your new king size colonial American bed at the campsite, just pray that it don't rain tonight, if your family is still asleep when you are awaken in the morning, you win the whole set." (Deaf Challenge staff set up the bed, dresser and nightstand at the campsite)
Navy Pier, Chicago
Gary Brooks: "We'll return to Wyoming after this commercial and station identification." (audience applause)
Commercial: (a rerun of the original Pepsi Super Bowl ad)
DEF: "This is DEF network, stay tuned to the new episode of Deaf Anthology after Deaf Challenge."
Yellowstone National Park, Wyoming
Gary Brooks: "I'm at the lodge, we'll find who survived the night in the morning, I am hitting the sack while our Deaf Challenge camera crew are filming at the campsite all night." (Jackie falls asleep easily after a long day hiking on the trails, but the Johnsons bathing their boys in the creek, Joan extinguished the campfire, John can be heard snoring)
Jason and Jeffrey: "Mom, Dad, the squirrels under our bedsheets."
John: "Give them nuts, they'll go away." (boys scarred at the sight of an owl watching over them)
Joan: "Stop shaking our bed."
John: "I'm not."
Jason and Jeffrey: "Mom, Dad someone is hungry."
Joan: "Can't be, we had our famous dutch oven western style chili."
Jason and Jeffrey: "It's not us, it's the..."
Joan: "...Bears" (the Johnson family left the site immediately and contact the park ranger, the black bear and her two cubs slept the night away under the comfortable downs quilt after snacking on delicious trial mix nuts left behind)
Gary Brooks: "That must have been Smokey, he torn the mattresses, but don't worry, you leave here with a consolation prize from Coleman, sleeping bags, tent, and a lantern."
Joan: "That bear, his breath, awful..."
Gary Brooks: "Jackie, I guess you won a new colonial American bedroom set for your dorm when you return to Gallaudet next semester, hope we'll cross trails again someday."
Navy Pier, Chicago
Gary Brooks: "We are back here in the windy city, those bears took the furnture back to their den, the park rangers will wait until the spring, after their hibernation, to recover them. I wouldn't want to disturb them. Over a third of our audience have gotten the pizzas they ordered, they win the Blackberrys and a two-year contract with Sprint, the rest recieves a Blockbuster gift card. We'll be back next week as we tour the country, if we are in your area, accept the Deaf Challenge, and you may win prizes, we also thanks our sponsors. This is Gary Brooks, stay tuned for Deaf Anthology next on DEF, see you at the movies."
Revised (4/02/08)
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This is Smokey, stay tuned for the next episode of Deaf Anthology. Good Night, Deaf America!
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