10. Deafread have decided to remove the Deaf Anthology blogs permanently, despite objections of censorship, after receiving files of complaints from the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). FCC have issued a letter of warning, rather than impose a fine. Contents of the files was not release at press time. It was rumored that they were concerned over excessive uses of a four letters word, but Deaf itself is not sexually explicit, blaming it on a malfunctioning filtering chip in its Internet monitoring system.9. CBS claims to have intellectual property rights to Cold Case and demanded that an alternative script on Deaf Anthology be removed and seeking royalties, a penny for every hits.
8. AgBAD have offer bribes of monopoly dollars to Deafread human editors not to publish any further Deaf Anthology biased viewpoints on CI. Deaf Anthology agreed to write an analysis on oralism and PI (penile implants), with researchers at Masters & Johnsons Institute of St. Louis.
7. Ridor felt that Deaf Anthology is too controversial, that's his field.
6. Deafread is being blocked in China, as Smokey, Deaf Anthology blogger, who converted to Buddhism recently, is accused of sending subliminal messages to the Tibetans, according to sources within the Chinese consulate, San Fransisco.
5. Deaf Anthology is a threat to our national security, giving Islamic terrorists an incentive to experiment with the uses of CI devices as explosive devices on Deaf willing to sacrifice their lives to Allah. Specially designed suicide vests includes an extra pocket for hearing-aids.
4. In reality, Deaf Anthology was removed due to its low Nielsen ratings.
3. Deafread insurance premiums are high because Deaf Anthology is a 
liability risk, as we Deaf can distinguish between fantasy and reality, and may act on it, despite the disclaimer.
liability risk, as we Deaf can distinguish between fantasy and reality, and may act on it, despite the disclaimer.2. Smokey refuses to come out of the closet.
1. Delbert Grady, a ghostwriter, had Smokey involuntary committed to St. Elizabeth. They met at the Deafread regional conference recently held at the Overlook hotel in Colorado.
1. Delbert Grady, a ghostwriter, had Smokey involuntary committed to St. Elizabeth. They met at the Deafread regional conference recently held at the Overlook hotel in Colorado.
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This is Smokey, stay tuned for the next espisode of Deaf Anthology. Good Night, Deaf America!
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