Joan: "You want to take dance lessons, boys."
Jason and Jeffrey: "We're not into girls yet..." (embarrassed)
Joan: "Terry have filed for a divorce."
John: "I knew it, I didn't trust that Ukrainian guy when I first met him."
Joan: "Margaret is devastated, will be over for supper."
John: "Got a poker game tonight."
Joan: "She's our friend, she needs our support."
John: "Terry has a history of domestic abuses, even before he came to this country..."
Joan: "Don't forget to pick up the boys at soccer practice." (John left in his Matrix)
Jason: "That Charlie, the CI kid, forgot to wear his cup, now he's got undescended testes."
Jeffrey: "That's worst than being knocked out as a goalie." (Margaret arrives at the Johnsons)
Joan: "I heard the rumors, it's in the Deaf Tabloids."
Jason: "The Deaf Tabloids is more popular than Deaf Anthology (Smokey here, ignore that remark), all the Deaf gossips fit to print."
DEAF TABLOIDS
INS agents have arrested Terry, an Ukrainian Deaf overnight at the Connecticut Convention Center where he's employed as a custodian for marriage fraud. He's being held in detention without bail awaiting deportation hearings scheduled for Monday morning. According to a complaint on file, he was arrested several times for domestic abuses, taking financial advantages, seeing his mistress in Minsk on travel parole, refuses to go into drug rehabilitation nor seek counseling to reconcile with his wife, due to the circumstances involved, a family law judge granted an annulment rather than a divorce degree, and ordered restitution, that her credit ratings be restored, and the stepchildren, being the innocent party in the middle may remain in the United States until they complete their education at MSSD, citizenship is an option available to them."
Margaret: "I feel like I'm living in Hell."
Joan: "We're here to support you, John went to pick up the boys at soccer practice."
Margaret: "We filed for bankruptcy, I had to pay temporary alimony to cover his mortgage on the condo, but he uses it for drugs, not just cocaine, but also Viagra, to treat erectile dysfunction (impotence),..."
Jeffrey: "What's erectile..."
Joan: "Jeffrey, go to your room, please!"
Margaret: "...I love him, but I didn't realized he have a mistress back in Minsk, and still maintained an apartment and collects pensions, my lawyers were able to obtain cooperation from the embassy in the investigation of this matter, he didn't use the alimony payments to pay the mortgage that resulted in a foreclosure, uses his tax refund to purchase an used car from a dealer that didn't check his background, it would have revealed the vehicle repossession after a collision with a deer, and been driving on a suspended license, I should have listened to my supervisor at ASD who warned me that I shouldn't trust this guy, been using me to obtain a green card."
John: "Your nightmare over, you want to play pokers with us."
Margaret: "My stepchildren suffered seeing the violence in our household."INS: "Margaret, you spouse have committed suicide in detention, I guess he doesn't want to be pressing license plates forever to pay off the restitution, you are eligible to apply for $30,000 from the state's victim compensation fund."
Joan: "Now you can have access to funds he's been stashing away, he thought he could getaway with the no-fault laws in his favor."
John: "Guys, Terry will not be playing with us tonight, he's been cheating us at the table just as he does in bed, his new poker buddies are awaiting him in Hell."
John: "Sean, good to see you, long time, no play."
Sean: "Guys, got her a keg of Guinness Irish beer, fill your mug and sign and sing with me."Poker Buddies: "In Heaven there is no beer, that's why we're drinking here, when we're gone from here, our friends be drinking our beer...In Heaven there is no beer, that's why we're drinking here, when we're gone from here, our friends be drinking our beer."
Joan: "Let's salute to Margaret, she's been liberated from that bastard."
Jeffrey: "I think Greg's dog drunk to the delights of the alley cats."
Revised (3/20/08)
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This is Smokey, stay tuned for the next episode of Deaf Anthology. Good Night, Deaf America!
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